So, you’ve probably heard of the Rice Thresher Purity Test. But if you haven’t, let me explain… it’s basically a test with a bunch of different sexual/drug/getting-in-trouble-with-the-law questions that you answer with a “yes–I have done this” or a “no–I have not done this.” The test assesses how “pure” you are.
And if you’ve already taken the test and you want to know just how “pure” or “un-pure” you are, you’ve come to the right place!
Rice Purity Score Scale–
100-98… you’re crazy pure. You’re like the freaking baby Jesus
97-94… you’re still pretty damn pure but you’ve probably done a few things (ex.: you’ve probably kissed an SO (significant other) or held hands with someone other than a family member, etc.)
93-77… this is the range of scores that the averagely pure person will probably receive… you’re not the purist person out there but you’re also not a literal prostitute (ex: you’ve probably french kissed an SO or masturbated or kissed someone below the belt, etc.)
76-45… these are the scores that indicate you have probably had your fair share of sexual/drug/getting-in-trouble-with-the-law experiences. To get a score in this range, you’ve probably checked off some moderately crazy things (ex.: you’ve probably had sex or been drunk or smoked marijuana, etc.)
44-9… these scores are reserved for the super hardcore people. Like the people who have been in orgies or jail (ex: you’ve probably used a hard drug before or had sex in public or had anal sex, etc.)
8-0… well, I’ve yet to meet anyone with a score lower than a 9. Congrats on your hardcoreness if you got a score like this (ex: you’ve probably had sex with an animal or a cousin or a paying customer, etc.)
I hope this Rice-Purity-Score-Scale (what a long phrase) helped! Thanks for reading 🙂